How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.