What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

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Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."