What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill