What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend?

My credit card bill.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you