What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe?

Malldova

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.