What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

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What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.