What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.