What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Amd Jokes More Amd Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It