Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*