Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

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What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.