Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

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What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

A: Tally hohoho!

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."