Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right