Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

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Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.