Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

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Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.