Airplane Jokes

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane?

His carrion bag.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What's the difference between an airplane and an abortion?

Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger

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What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

What do horny terrorists in airplanes do?

High jack.

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What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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On his flying saucer.

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A flying saucer.

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What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

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What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

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Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid?

A Pauperazzi

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Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

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What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.