Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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Because they knead the dough.

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Suture self!

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The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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The bond market crashed.

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The twin towers didn't autumn

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A plane one.

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A pilot.

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Swine flu!

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Put it into airplane mode

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Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...