What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Diving Jokes More Diving Jokes

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.