What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

Diving Jokes More Diving Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving