Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

Pepperoni Jokes More Pepperoni Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.