Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

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What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.