Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Tsa Jokes More Tsa Jokes

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.