Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Previous Random Joke Next

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Tsa Jokes More Tsa Jokes

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.