Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

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Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

What is the TSA's favorite movie?

Inspection.