Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Tsa Jokes More Tsa Jokes

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

What is the TSA's favorite movie?

Inspection.