Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.
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Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
It was armed.
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Security at Samsung.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
Just Cause
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
Pork! Pork! Pork!
None, they arrest the room because it's black.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
The guardians of the galaxy!
Because they are always losing pounds.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
A Bouncer
We are security guards Peter!
None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
It needed a filling.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
