Because he planned to blow up a plane.
He tried to blow up a police car.
Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!
A parallelogram.
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
Carrion luggage
A pilot, you f'n racist!!
The planes were stalin.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?
