Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Detain Jokes More Detain Jokes

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.