Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

rate!!!

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

Detain Jokes More Detain Jokes

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained