Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ?

Arizona room for one of us in this town !

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

Detain Jokes More Detain Jokes

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Airport Security Jokes More Airport Security Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.