Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

Detain Jokes More Detain Jokes

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Airport Security Jokes More Airport Security Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.