Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

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Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Airport Security Jokes More Airport Security Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.