What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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A group of dentists who work together.

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he was on a watch list...

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

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He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search