We need to give you a cavity search
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
The elephant remembers.
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
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Two Thirty.
He had an Inconvenient Tooth.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Pitch for every airport
to help with the cavity searches
When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.