How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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Where in the World is Carmen?

San Diego."

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.