How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.