Han Solo Jokes

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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less than twelve parsecs.

I don't know

A rebel without applause.

On the perineum falcon!

First person shooter.

Because he's solo.

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One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Because he was bin laden.

A road hog !

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He Ran Solo...

Tut-an-kham-en

You just Amblein.

Because he was hunting Solo.

May Divorce be with you.*

I think I could use a Han here.

Because he's solo.

They're whey isolate.

Because he's solo.

He Ran Solo...

Han Solo Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

How did Han Solo enter the world?

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

Why is Han Solo a loner?

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

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