How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

Deport Jokes More Deport Jokes

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.