How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

Deport Jokes More Deport Jokes

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.