How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

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What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.