Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.
You don't know man, you weren't there!
A locomotive!
Some mo Mexicans!
One because his knee grows.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Deport him.
A deport-a-potty.
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
They want everything to be straight.
