What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico