What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid?

A Pauperazzi

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.