What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.