What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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Why are pills white?

Because they work.

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

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Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico