What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.