What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

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What about that rad drum?

Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.