What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

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What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.