What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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Rick O'Shay

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What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.