What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.