Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

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How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.