Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

Why USD erected so fast?

Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.