Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

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How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.