Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

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Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!