What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.