Rihanna Jokes

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

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Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's black, red, and blue all over?

Rihanna.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

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A coconut.

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A coconut!

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Do you sell flip-flips?"

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They were very impressed!

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

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Knock on the hatch.

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Instragram!

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Gee U Knit!"