Rihanna Jokes

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

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Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's black, red, and blue all over?

Rihanna.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

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I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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Terra-fied.

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Decker Jokes More Decker Jokes

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

Batter Jokes More Batter Jokes

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!