Rihanna Jokes

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

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Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's black, red, and blue all over?

Rihanna.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

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Because he didn't feel well.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"