Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They both went up in flames.
I can't feel my face when i'm with you"
One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut
Britney Spears
Rihanna.
Because she's taken enough hits.
They're both Black and Decker.
They're both battered.
I'd hit it
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I hit that.
Britney asked to be hit one more time..
Oh na na, what's my name
Rihanna, mate.
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
Sorry guys, moustache!"
10 books of Snow Whites
We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.
Fireball
Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol
Because its white and it works.
Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
A coconut.
A coconut!
A Black and Decker
Oh, they'll tell you.
Because they're both cauldron