Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"
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They both went up in flames.
I can't feel my face when i'm with you"
One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut
Britney Spears
Rihanna.
Because she's taken enough hits.
They're both Black and Decker.
They're both battered.
I'd hit it
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I hit that.
Britney asked to be hit one more time..
Oh na na, what's my name
Rihanna, mate.
A coconut.
Coconuts have hair
To stamp out flaming ducks.
I've been flamed!
A. The thought had never entered his head before.
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
A Black and Decker
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
Because telling them once wasn't enough.
TVs are getting heavier.
The Blacks get car insurance.
An increase in battery cases.
12:34!
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
A dill d'oh
