What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

Ginger Girl Jokes More Ginger Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.