What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ?

Nothing.

Burst Jokes More Burst Jokes

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Ginger Girl Jokes More Ginger Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers