What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!