Ginger Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams?

Too tense.

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Burst Jokes More Burst Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.