One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
Gingers
Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.
Hardware breaks if you maintain it.
The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
He got turd degree burns.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
Open toad sandals !
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
He found his pair a' dice!
I don't know but it would slow him down.
They only wanna go down on her once a month
A bumblegee
Paint the town red.
