One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
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You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.
By long distance.
A two-year-old vampire.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
A solar panel.
You're getting on my wick.
I've been flamed!
Gingers
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
All the pairs of floating eyes
At a Pair of Docks
Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
