Ginger Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

Burst Jokes More Burst Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.