One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
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You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
To get out of this town.
Santa stops at three Hos.
One has culture.
Answer: A pair of slipper
They both have flies on them.
You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
Gingers
There's no sunlight in the closet.
Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
None, they prefer the dark.
They search for type-os