One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
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You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
They can't reflect on what they've done.
In the bat-room (bathroom).
Refraction of sunlight in raindrops
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
Two-Baaas.
A fire engine.
Arizona room for one of us in this town !
They paint the town dead!
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
God Dam It!
Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
