How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

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When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.