How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.