How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.