How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them