Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

because I don't love you anymore.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.