Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

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What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired. :)

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What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?

Something that goes straight for the juggler !

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset