Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!