Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.