Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.