Because they can spend years at sea.
A start.
He wanted to chase the catfish!
the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
Cancer. Happy new years folks!
WATERBOARDING!!!
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
They always get stuck at "C".
The post office.
The alphabat.
C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run