Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!