Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.
Jack The Kipper.
Neither of them got to sea!
Because he was on a higher plane.
Southwesteros
Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.
Because he looked pretty seedy!
Because then you'd have to call them bagels.
Because then they would be bay-gulls.
Because then they'd be bagels.
If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.