Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms ?

Southwesteros

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.