Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Neither of them got to sea!

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.