Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.