Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What does a Latina like on her bagel?

Papi seeds.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.