What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!