What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

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What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

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Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).