What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes