What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?