What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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Baby love my baby love.... !

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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Hey, wanna get blazed?

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I wanna rock!