What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

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What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..