What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

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What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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What did one monochromator say to another?

Hey, wanna get blazed?

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !