What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes