What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What breaks when you give it to a baby?

Its hips.

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How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Natural Log Jokes More Natural Log Jokes

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part