What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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What breaks when you give it to a baby?

Its hips.

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?