What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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He wanted to be with his family.

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A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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Little Caesars.

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Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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Que pasta

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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Darth Vader.

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

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He pasta away