What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !