What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

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PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."