What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Why is everyone talking about me?

They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Deaf Person Jokes More Deaf Person Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.