What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

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What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."