What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.