Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

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Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !