Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.