Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

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What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.