Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

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Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

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What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

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How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.