What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"