What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease