What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease