What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.