What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"