100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
Smack her.
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
Because they're not PC
In an oven.
Afroturf
A good start
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
