100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.
5,6,7,8!
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Because he re-tarred it.
With a pumpkin patch!
They are too trigger-happy.
Progressive
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
The rest of your life.
A Hearthstoner
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)
