How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

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What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)