Proctologist Jokes

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.