What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

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What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.