What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.