What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.