What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Previous Random Joke Next
Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Proctologist Jokes More Proctologist Jokes

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.