Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

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Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

What's a redditor's favourite sword move?

Riposte!

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Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs?

Because it's full of bad yolks.

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

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How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.