Freedom Ring Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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