Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.