What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

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How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.