What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

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What are bananas high in?

Trees!

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

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What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.