What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.