What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.